a fantasy i just had..

while toiling away at homework in my dorm room ...
how nice it would be to have a nice boyfriend
who didn't demand sex
would just leave me alone
let me do my homework
but then like I'm really tense right now
so how awesome would it be
if i could just sneak up on him in the shower
only to find he had already relieved himself
in an effort to let me work
"aww baby it's like the gift of the magi ... only with whackin it"
and then he'd laugh cause...
i'm really funny
and this dream boy of mine is always thoroughly amused with me
and then he buries his head between my legs for the next half hour.

and this dream boy exists damn it
and he's gunna be just like this god damn it
and we are gunna be so fun
and good at french
and we will eat apples
and join the peace core when we get married to pay off our student loans ....

i hope im not being too specific... kinda narrows my chances hu...